sad to say, i peaked in 2014

sad to say, i peaked in 2014 is for the chronically online and the existentially tired. If you've ever laughed at your own downfall, this tee gets it.

🖌️ Design Mood: Mentally tabbed out. Ironically aware. Delightfully doomed.

🧵 Fabric & Fit: 100% super combed cotton. Regular fit. Basically wearable therapy.

🛍️ Style Tip: Pair it with eye bags and unmatched socks. Or you know, pants.

And here’s the best part — while you're rocking sarcasm, you're also making a difference. 5% of every order goes to animal care, and we match it with another 5%. You buy a tee → animals get fed → good vibes + real impact. That’s Tees for Tails — style meets substance, one tee at a time.

Add to cart. Feed a dog. Flex your mood →

🌀 Part of our Brainsick 25' drop – where every design hits different.